I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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