She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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