i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
