yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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