I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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