when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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