I'm really into asian looking animals
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Randomize
