we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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