bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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