i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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