how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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