butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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