So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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