I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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