Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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