I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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