would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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