More tranny stories later!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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