after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
