; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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