I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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