dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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