He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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