You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i permit you to call me
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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