Already got asked if we're dating
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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