i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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