I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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