Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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