I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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