he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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