Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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