Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
