ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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