but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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