$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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