Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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