Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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