And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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