the day after is always just damage control
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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