About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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