Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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