I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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