And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Panties = found
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