There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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