'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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