Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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