so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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