Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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