I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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