so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
not ubering you a puppy
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