Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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