i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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