Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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