p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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