I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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